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Coral Castle and Stuff

Eric brings you, Coral Castle in Florida, an impressive attraction. Without Joseph's guiding light, Eric and Morgan find themselves wandering repeatedly off topic into various other subjects. It's all very entertaining, and a good time was had by all.

The Yakuza

We are happy to have special guest, Brazilian Jiu jitsu gold medalist, Laffit. Listen, and I mean turn it up because we had mic issues, to Morgan totally belittle and insult part of his own ethnic background. Joseph and Morgan both go on a rant about male rights and Eric is absent.

Elizabeth Bathory: World's sexiest serial killer (part 3)

We made you wait for the finale to the trilogy of treachery. Our beautiful blood countess is wrapped up as Morgan continues to butcher non-English words. Joseph expresses his frustrations with not understanding the coin process (we admit, it's confusing). Morgan bitches about a car he bought, and Eric fakes us out on the toe report. You don't want to miss it. 

Slang Word Origins Pt 2

Eric, Joseph, and Morgan muse on the origins of some slang words and phrases. Also there's some accusations of mind control, a gross toe update, and a lady bug shows up. Good times!

Lee County Lizard Man

Joseph revisits the topic that primed the well, The Lee County lizard man! A cryptid that haunts the swamps of central South Carolina. Morgan becomes distracted by candle wax, Eric reminds us that "there is a science behind that". A grand time was had by all.

Elizabeth Bathory: World's sexiest serial killer (Part 2)

Continuing with our celebration of women's historical achievements, we go on to Part two of our three week series on Elizabeth Bathory who holds the Guinness World record for most prolific female murderer. Before getting down to the business at hand, the guys revisit Joseph's predilection for attacking his genitalia with grooming tools, Morgan discusses his less-than-perfect Valentine's Day gift, and Eric updates everyone who never wanted to know about his toe health. 

Elizabeth Bathory: World's sexiest serial killer (part 1)

In anticipation of women's history month, in part 1 of a 3 part series, Morgan enlightens us on the topic of history's most prolific serial killer, The Blood Countess Elizabeth Bathory. Listen as Morgan butchers Hungarian words while relaying the tale of the blood countess's bizarre killings. Elizabeth proved that mass murder is not just for the men. Unfortunately she still earned about 20% less than her male peers in the same field.

Ancient civilizations / Slang word origins

Listen in on our new  Double-mini-sode episode. In the first part, Eric brings up how little we know about the civilizations of the Earth. Human existence is just a "blip" compared to the existence of the planet. Then in the second part, we get goofy as Eric has researched the birth-decades of slang terms and even some slang that only our eldest member can recall from his youth...because he's old...it's Joseph. Joseph's old. 

Homeowners

While Eric is down with Covid 19, Joseph and Morgan have an opportunity to discuss some of their most hated parts of working on homes, HOMEOWNERS! Listen as they rant about how clueless people are about what's involved in skilled trades. People. Are. The. Worst. Also bare with Morgan as he tells a story that has no relevance to anything at all and is quite insignificant.

Emily Rose Analiese Michel

In this episode, Morgan pretends to be a movie critic and reviews The Exorcism of Emily Rose. He gives it a 9/10 while other critics only rate it at a 4/10. You decide. Then he deep dives into the real life person for whom this movie and other exorcism movies have drawn from. Eric is still out. We're beginning to suspect that he's cleaned out all of the Japtalian accounts and is headed for Aruba.