The Podcast to End All Podcasts

No, not that kind of compilation

We made it to half a year of released content and none of us are dead or in prison! While we recuperate, enjoy this compilation of some of our best "commercials." They include adult video promos, exorcist who aren't afraid to kill, and other random weirdness. A special thanks to the Purrs for music  in SSRI commercial.
 
Just a reminder: New episodes will release on Weds starting next week when we return with shiny new content for your waxy holes. In the meantime, maybe do some work on yourself. We're looking at you, Kristie...  

Wisconsin Death Trip Tour

This Guy attempts to entertain with the eerie occurrences in Black River Falls between 1890 and 1900s that are documented in the book Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy and the 1999 docudrama written and directed by James Marsh. But, to kick things off, Eric discusses his ire with TV series cancelation, Morgan gives an update of his son, Landon aka "Surgery Boy," and Joseph brings the mood down with a murder. The guys indulge in tangents, as usual. These include but are not limited to: The cinematic old west, the manliness of onesies, and Morgan's morbid driving fantasies. 

The Betz Mystery Sphere

On this week's episode Joseph tells us about a date that is with a real life girl. Eric gives a media review, and Morgan talks about Brandi (no surprise there). JoJo wins the coin toss, which he already knew as the profit of West Columbia. He takes us on a journey of mystery with an overly wealthy family from the Florida pan handle. listen out for our misplaced commercial.

Nostradamus, French astrologer, physician and reputed seer

On this episode get ready for an excessive amount of fumbled jokes. Eric gives his thoughts on birthdays. The guys didn't bring Morgan a gift for Pacific Islander month, but he won the coin toss. Morgan, excessively interrupted, does a topic on French seer, Nostradamus. He goes into the lies, life and prophesies of the fake physician. Listen to get their takes on the fortune tellers predictions.

First Date with Us

This episode is a little different… We are the topic! It is like your very own first date with Morgan, Joseph, and Eric (which may entitle you to funds from a class action lawsuit.) It starts off with some casual sh!t talking about some of the world's most beloved bands, dating apps, and the burdens of having a cleaning lady, etc., etc. Then, the guys answer various questions about themselves. It is funny, sincere, random, and completely self centered! Enjoy.

Bret "The Hitman" Hart

This week Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu artist, Laffit, returns to a working mic and informs us that he lives by "principles" and was once chased by an angry woman with a machete. Laffit, also a pro wrestling encyclopedia, leads the topic of pro wrestler, Bret the hitman Hart, wrestling moves and all other things wrestling. The whole gang critiques various movies, discuss maleness, and various other tangents. Despite Joseph hosting the episode, he's a little quiet. We blame Eric.

Juggalos

Ever wonder about Juggalos or Juggalo gangs? Never heard of a Juggalo? Well, this episode is a good way to start educating your self on this subculture. Joseph presents the topic, Eric makes jokes, and Morgan seems to have discomfort with the topic. Maybe he was scared by a clown as a child, who knows? Give it a listen.  
A special thanks to:
bone666138 for use of "8-bit-circus-music." Check it out at: https://freesound.org/s/198896/.
metrostock99 for use of "Short Circus or Clown Music." Check it out at : https://freesound.org/s/514484/
 
 

Covid-19 Vaccine Development, D*ck Pics, and more

In this week's installment of the best thing you've ever heard… Morgan's children join us for the first half of the show. Eric enjoys profanity and celebrates getting a d*ck pick. Joseph marvels at his son's accomplishments and gives us a mental image of his package. Also, Morgan discusses the process for developing the new Covid-19 vaccines while Eric derails him every chance he gets. Hang around until the end of the show if you want to get to know is a little better.

Broken Arrow

Guest Jay Spears, possibly related to Britany Spears, joins the show to hear Eric discuss Broken Arrow. What's a broken arrow? Listen and find out, then tell Morgan. Joseph is charming as usual. Also find out what happens if you lay in a tub of mineral spirits. 
A special thanks to Simonays for use of "Banjo Opener." Find it at: https://freesound.org/s/533545/

Scooby Doo

Joseph brings the topic of Scooby Doo and some related fan theories. Morgan and Eric discuss movies and comics, Joseph vents about his Batman resentment. Eric doubles down on his male genitalia images campaign. Joseph is confused and the cracks in his mask begin to show. Morgan is over it. In summation we all had a grand time!